Art by Brother Baston
Backfired: A Drama in Three Acts 👻💀👻
✨ Starring the Mihawk Family ✨
The wounded lion (7th BC)is a bas-relief carved in alabaster plaster that was in the palace of Assurbanipal (Ninive). It shows a wounded lioness that still has strength in its front claws to get up, while dragging its hind legs already paralyzed because of the arrow
British Museum
egypt-museum
Though this object looks like a folding stool, its elements are fixed. Actual portable furniture saw use during hunts and military campaigns. This seat has painted and inlaid decoration to imitate a leopard skin with its backbone in the center, the legs end in ducks’ heads.
Made out of ebony, gold with inlaid ivory. From the Tomb of Tutankhamun (KV62), Valley of the Kings, West Thebes.
Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo.
JE 62035
devils-messenger-blog1 asked:

“…Huh, yanno now that I think ‘bout it, I don’t have that many hobbies. Too busy, I guess. Well, if drinking don’t count as one, then I’d say…” He thinks it over for a minute. “Whittling’s a nice way to pass the time, an’ I ain’t bad at it either. Practicin’ trick shots is pretty fun, an’ some card games can be entertaining.” Of course, he means NORMAL card games… you know who you are…
He’d sooner bite off his own tongue than say these out loud, in case the idiot heard him, but he could think them at least.

‘You’ve got the most damn gorgeous smile I’ve ever seen, an’ it breaks my heart when I see that fake one ya put on so much.’
‘You really shouldn’t trust me. Shoulda shot me when I gave ya the chance ‘fore it’s too late. And…’

‘…I’m workin’ for your brother.’

“Hm… I dunno, I mean I’m alone with him more often than probably anyone I know, but… I wouldn’t mind a repeat of what happened the other night, yanno? Maybe a rematch in private? Oh, an’…”

“MAKE HIM TAKE A SHOWER AFTER HIS MORNIN’ WORKOUTS ‘CUZ HE FUCKIN’ REEKS!”
Anonymous asked:

“Cause she’s a SICK FUCK, that’s why! An’ as fer possibility… I dunno. I know she can do it to humans- Know it all too well, actually- but as fer Plants, I got no idea.”
“But if he tries I swear she’ll find that damn contraption shoved so far down her throat she’ll be shittin’ screws fer WEEKS!”